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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ports




I've fallen in love with baseball.


Nick Jonas


#humor #sports #humor

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.


George Brett


#sports #funny

Discouraged? As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile. “Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very discouraged.” “Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. “Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t been up to bat yet.


Jack Canfield


#motivational #sports #home

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.


Chuck Klosterman


#sports #humor

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.


Hank Aaron


#golf #humor #sports #humor

One keeps looking out for innovation in IPL, but of late it hasn't been all that obvious. Lionel Richie as an opening act? Johnny Mathis must have been busy. Matthew Hayden's Mongoose? Looks a bit like Bob Willis' bat with the "flow-through holes"; Saint Peter batting mitts are surely overdue a revival. The only genuinely intriguing step this year, bringing the IPL to YouTube, was forced on Modi by the collapse of Setanta; otherwise what Modi presents as 'innovation' is merely expansion by another name, in the number of franchises and the number of games.


Gideon Haigh


#cricket #expansion #indian-premier-league #innovation #johnny-mathis

The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.


Anthony Price


#humor #the-devil #design

Never underestimate the heart of a champion!


Doc Rivers


#sports-inspirational #inspirational

After joyfully working each morning, I would leave off around midday to challenge myself to a footrace. Speeding along the sunny paths of the Jardin du Luxembourg, ideas would breed like aphids in my head—for creative invention is easy and sublime when air cycles quickly through the lungs and the body is busy at noble tasks.


Roman Payne


#health #jardin-du-luxembourg #nobility #noble #paris

Testimony should be a philosophical problem and not limited to legal or historical contexts where it refers to the account of a witness who reports what he has seen.


Paul Ricoeur


#contexts #historical #legal #limited #philosophical






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