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I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned right around in his seat and yelled at Harry, his face like a gigantic beet with a mustache: "MOTORCYCLES DON'T FLY!" Dudley and Piers sniggered. "I know they don't," said Harry. "It was only a dream.


J.K. Rowling


#dursley #harry-potter #motorcycle #dreams

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #marshmallow #ron-weasley #dreams

I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-" "She's foul enough to be one..." "Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.


J.K. Rowling


#dolores-umbridge #evil #good #harry-potter #sirius-black

Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #friendship

Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #love #romance #death

I thought clay must feel happy in the good potter's hand.


Janet Fitch


#art #love #pottery #art

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #sirius-black #funny

Yeah,” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . .” “And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong.


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harry-potter #o-w-l-s #ron-weasley #funny

I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail. . . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .” He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#gilderoy #harry-potter #humor #lockehart #rowling

They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?” “No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor






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