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I had a ball doing Harry Potter.


Fiona Shaw


#doing #had #harry #harry potter #i

Maybe by his second year in Hogwarts, Harry Potter will learn the trick to making a movie this good, but don't bet on it. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is one of the best films of the year.


Joel Siegel


#bet #fellowship #films #good #harry

I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way to the car. “Let me guess, you’re Harry Potter and this is the school of Hogwarts. If I say Lumos will it light up?


Brandi Salazar


#humor #lumos #magic #school #humor

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – " "Plumbers?" " – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #plumber #weasley #humor

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #humor

We're all diamonds in the rough until God gets His hands on us". ~R. Alan Woods [1984]


R. Alan Woods


#potter-s-wheel #r-alan-woods #r-alan-woods

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

Freedome and responsibility is the same thing.


Alfonso Cuaron


#freedom

What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -" "It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather." "Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!" "Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy....


J.K. Rowling


#godfather #harry-potter #humor #sirius-black #humor






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