#pro

One thing I learned a long time ago as a prosecutor is that it's tough to get people to obey a law if there is not penalty for breaking it. ↗

— Roy Barnes

#breaking #get #i #law #learned

There is no country on earth with a stronger tradition of protecting the public's right to know. ↗

— Roy Barnes

#earth #know #no country #protecting #public

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous. ↗

— Amelia Barr

#always #marvelous #produces #simple

The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context. ↗

— Chuck Barris

#bad #context #five #gave #george

Releasing a record is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the promotion of the product, but you have to play the game if you are to have a chance of competing in the market place. ↗

— John Barrow

#comes #competing #game #iceberg #market

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. ↗

— Dave Barry

#idiot #mean #professional #used #user

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. ↗

— Dave Barry

#approximately #billion #located #miles #oregon

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. ↗

— Dave Barry

#crew #currently #go #hate #i

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. ↗

— Dave Barry

#american consumers #any #consumers #fat #floor

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. ↗

— Dave Barry

#been #fan #gigantic #i #rolling