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Man of an hard heart! Hear me, Proud, Stern, and Cruel! You could have saved me; you could have restored me to happiness and virtue, but would not! You are the destroyer of my Soul; You are my Murderer, and on you fall the curse of my death and my unborn Infant’s! Insolent in your yet-unshaken virtue, you disdained the prayers of a Penitent; But God will show mercy, though you show none. And where is the merit of your boasted virtue? What temptations have you vanquished? Coward! you have fled from it, not opposed seduction. But the day of Trial will arrive! Oh! then when you yield to impetuous passions! when you feel that Man is weak, and born to err; When shuddering you look back upon your crimes, and solicit with terror the mercy of your God, Oh! in that fearful moment think upon me! Think upon your Cruelty! Think upon Agnes, and despair of pardon!


Matthew Gregory Lewis


#arrogance #callousness #catholicism #cold-hearted-people #cruelty

The punishment for rape should be castration.


Amit Abraham


#punishment #rape #rape

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt


#doctor #funny #pun #wife #funny

Men are punished by their sins, not for them.


Elbert Hubbard


#punishment #sin #love

Here lies the body of Colonel Cornell’s. The rest of the fellow, I fancy, in hell is.


Mark Hodder


#science-fiction #steampunk #science

She smashes her knuckles into winter As autumn's wind fades into black She is the saint of all the sinners, the one whose fallen through the cracks... (iViva la Gloria!)


Billie Joe Armstrong


#bja #green-day #punk #sin #viva

I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.


Nancy Reagan


#death #dumb #death

But secondly you say 'society must exact vengeance, and society must punish'. Wrong on both counts. Vengeance comes from the individual and punishment from God.


Victor Hugo


#death-penalty #punishment #the-last-day-of-a-condemned-man #vengeance #victor-hugo

I was emotionally and physically punched in the stomach. This is not a place where you go and deliver the lines and then you come back. It's kind of a life-changing experience. But it can't get better than this for any actor - this is like an opera.


Javier Bardem


#any #back #better #come #deliver

A lot of people think that punk rock musicians don't know what they're doing.


Travis Barker


#know #lot #musicians #people #punk






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