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#pun

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Punishment can do a lot for criminals, and send a message to the rest of society.


Bill Bennett


#lot #message #punishment #rest #send

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.


Jeremy Bentham


#ignorance #law #lawyers #only #persons

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.


Tim Vine


#compulsively #pun #you

Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can exploit and mass produce it.


Jello Biafra


#dead #die #exploit #mass #only

The last true punk band to get a major label contract was The Dickies.


Jello Biafra


#contract #get #label #last #major

If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.


Robert Southey


#burn #condensed #deeper #more #pungent

Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.


Ambrose Bierce


#expensive #magnanimity #offenders #punish #state

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.


Mike Tyson


#finger #grain #head #her #i

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.


Mike Tyson


#bone #brain #catch #his #i

We need to end permanently the tax that punishes American values of savings and investment and of building small businesses and family farms and ranches.


Kit Bond


#american values #building #businesses #end #family






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