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Every book I write, the media just keeps punching me in the face.


Tama Janowitz


#every #face #i #i write #just

It is more dangerous that even a guilty person should be punished without the forms of law than that he should escape.


Thomas Jefferson


#escape #even #forms #guilty #law

I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic.


Kristen Johnston


#anorexic #being #feel #foot #healthy

I'm well in touch with my family, my children. I keep them on my answer phone, so if I want to hear one of their voices, all I have to do is punch it up and it will be there.


Davy Jones


#children #family #hear #i #keep

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.


Franklin P. Jones


#being #nobody #punctual #trouble

I've always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn't wear jewellery because it was stupid.


Tom Jones


#bands #because #fashion #i #like

Vice Is like a fury to the vicious mind, And turns delight itself to punishment.


Ben Jonson


#fury #itself #like #mind #punishment

I love country music, blues, and punk, and one day I might make those kinds of records.


Kesha


#country #country music #day #i #i love

Poverty is like punishment for a crime you didn't commit.


Eli Khamarov


#crime #like #poverty #punishment #you

I was a little self-centered gutter punk in the early 1980s and all I wanted to do was diss everybody.


Anthony Kiedis


#everybody #gutter #i #little #punk






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