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#punctuation

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I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.


Brian P. Cleary


#all things #alphabet #already #books #covered

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts


Yahtzee Croshaw


#communication

To those who care about punctuation, a sentence such as "Thank God its Friday" (without the apostrophe) rouses feelings not only of despair but of violence. The confusion of the possessive "its" (no apostrophe) with the contractive "it's" (with apostrophe) is an unequivocal signal of illiteracy and sets off a Pavlovian "kill" response in the average stickler.


Lynne Truss


#humor #punctuation #writing #humor

Making the decision to leave Valve strikes me as right up there with turning down the throne to Narnia, but then call me an idealist, and I guess I probably wouldn't want to spend my whole life making new hats for Team Fortress 2 either.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#zero-punctuation #life

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.


Julie Burchill


#completely #correct #death #honestly #inappropriate

The punctuation of anniversaries is terrible, like the closing of doors, one after another between you and what you want to hold on to.


Anne Morrow Lindbergh


#anniversaries #another #between #closing #doors

A brick would make a great lead character in an urban drama, because with 12 edges, a brick would be the edgiest character on TV by two sides.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.


John Mayer


#done #good #grammar #heart #know

In music, the punctuation is absolutely strict, the bars and rests are absolutely defined. But our punctuation cannot be quite strict, because we have to relate it to the audience. In other words we are continually changing the score.


Ralph Richardson


#audience #bars #because #cannot #changing

I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.


Isaac Marion


#punctuation #change






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