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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.


Louise Rennison


#reassurance #humor

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.


Maggie Stiefvater


#humor #james #humor

Nice day for a funeral.


Anthony Horowitz


#mystery #humor

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day


Jerry Seinfeld


#humor

Moses: God or crowd control?!?


Mary Ann Shaffer


#humor

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.


Andy Warhol


#humor

The Mayflower sped across the white-tipped waves once the voyage was under way, and the passengers were quickly afflicted with seasickness. The crew took great delight in the sufferings of the landlubbers and tormented them mercilessly. "There is an insolent and very profane young man, Bradford wrote, "who was always harrassing the poor people in their sickness, and cursing them daily with greivous execrations." He even laughed that he hoped to 'throw half of them overboard before they came to their journey's end.' The Puritans believe a just God punished the young sailor for his cruelty when, halfway through the voyage, 'it pleased God...to smite the young man with a greivous disease, of which he died in a desperate manner." He was the first to be thrown overboard.


Tony Williams


#death #mayfloyer #pilgrims #purtians #sailors

[Dan] Brown states that five million women were killed by the Church as witches. In fact, modern research has shown that the witch hunts began in the sixteenth century in Europe and that between 30,000 and 50,000 men and women were burned to death for the crime of witchcraft. However, 90 per cent of those trials took place before secular tribunals in countries such as Germany and France where by the 1500s the Church had lost most of its influence in judicial matters. Indeed, it was precisely in countries like Spain and Italy where the Catholic Church still had influence that there were almost no witchcraft trials.


Michael Coren


#the-burning-times #the-da-vinci-code #witchcraft #death

Abby could smell his hot breath in her face. It reeked like dead apples left to rot in the scorching summer sun.


Greever Williams


#demon #murder #death

Death stalked toward us on padded feet.        And it was not alone.


Melika Dannese Lux


#death #hybrid-vampires #leonora-bianchetti #showdown #vladec-salei






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