#r

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. ↗

— David Spade

#brutal #depressing #either #fun #have fun

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. ↗

— David Spade

#exotic #normal #somewhat #weird #you

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. ↗

— David Spade

#get #got #i #i feel #i feel like

I never dated much in high school or college. ↗

— David Spade

#dated #high #high school #i #much

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. ↗

— David Spade

#honest #i #note #only #play

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. ↗

— David Spade

#back #coast #exact #fighting #get

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. ↗

— David Spade

#i #like

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. ↗

— David Spade

#get #got #i #loose #myself

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. ↗

— David Spade

#being #being smart #friends #grade #grade school

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. ↗

— David Spade

#campy #good #i #i can #just