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Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but it was just a hug. His body felt cold against hers, and way too close, but then he let go and stepped back. "You've done very well. I'm extremely proud of you," he said. There was a touch of color high in his pale cheeks. "Do go home now. And shower. You reek like the dead." Which, coming from a vampire, was pretty rich.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.


Christopher Moore


#humor

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#paranormal #zombies #humor

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.


Jim Butcher


#heroism #humor #humor

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #love-life #simon-lewis #humor

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.


Jeaniene Frost


#humor #ian #humor

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)


Darynda Jones


#humor

When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and recognize” Jacque answered.


Quinn Loftis


#humor

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #humor

Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor






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