#r

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#book #cover #day #even #every

What is the world coming to? ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#world

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#accounts #alcohol #attribute #better #body

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#get #music #seizure

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#alcoholic #am #i #i am #kids

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#down #honor #i #incredible #turn

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#goldfish #i #like #living #royal

Most people don't like to talk about violent historical death. ↗

— Sarah Vowell

#death #historical #like #most #people

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#i #marry #mccartney #paul #paul mccartney

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#casket #day #dead #gospel #i