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We're all headed for the junkyard. But not me. When that time comes, I'm crashing into the car dealership.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #junkyards #trash #funny

I NAME THIS LAND TOMORROW, FOR IT SHALL LAST FOREVERMORE!


Cressida Cowell


#land #inspirational

Hardly anything is made of wood anymore. Nature has provided us with far more durable materials. Carpentry is as obsolete as rainforests.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #nature #rainforests #wood

From Chloe's Secret--coming soon “What are you saying?” “I’m saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.” “Is there a ‘but’ coming next?” “But the funny thing is, when I didn’t want to love you—it happened anyway.” He slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. “I don’t know what to say.” He smiled. “Say whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don’t have to.” He was right; I didn’t have to. He wasn’t asking anything of me.


Shelley K. Wall


#fiction #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

Normally I’d run off in the other direction when faced with a man wearing what were essentially pyjamas to work, but this time... well, they matched my boxers.


Josephine Myles


#love-at-first-sight #random #funny

It doesn’t matter what’s wrong with him. We’re not going to act like he doesn’t exist. Not anymore.


Carrie Butler


#new-adult #new-adult-romance #paranormal-romance #romance #series

That body is most attractive which is well proportioned: a gangly right arm balanced by a left stump, a leg suffering from elephantitis by a meatless femur bone, a tapered waist by a bulbous head. One should be so ordered that all who see this person will say: ‘This is a figure ruled by harmony.


Bauvard


#bodies #funny #humor #proportion #funny

JESSICA: When did you last go to London? HUGH: When I read a Dickens novel. That was when I resolved never to travel there.


Bauvard


#britain #dickens #funny #humor #london

He speaks in that strange sports talk, telling me about the start of the new season and asks if I follow baseball. No. I really don’t. He assures me if I stay in town long enough I will become a baseball fan. It’s a requirement of living in St. Louis. Everyone is a Cardinal’s fan. “Loyal,” he tells me. St. Louis is a loyal town.


Gwenn Wright


#cardinals #contemporary #gothic #historical-fiction #missouri

She was evil. Couldn't he, who killed demons with his own hands, realize that? And now I had to run for Mardi Gras Queen because of him. Or her. I didn't know whose fault it was but there was no way I could back down now.


Jenna-Lynne Duncan


#mardi-gras #new-orleans #paranormal #romance #teaser






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