#ra

Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it. ↗

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

#administration #anything #cannot #china #europe

You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#curran #ilona-andrews #kate #kate-daniels #magic-burns

While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. ↗

— Frances Bean Cobain

#biological #generally #gross #her #i

Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future. ↗

— Ray Bradbury

#libraries #past #without

The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values. ↗

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

#experiences #ideological #moral #moral values #usa

There is no problem with the opening of new houses of prayer for Lutherans and Pentecostals. ↗

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

#new #no problem #opening #prayer #problem

We celebrate the Bill Gateses of the world. We're not mad at Bill Gates. ↗

— Mark Burnett

#bill gates #celebrate #gates #mad #world

I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I'd put a couple of baseballs in the pocket and wrap it up with a rubber band. Today you don't have to do that, because catchers' mitts are more like first baseman's gloves. ↗

— Bob Uecker

#band #baseman #because #bucket #couple

We trust nature to know what it is doing, but we are not nearly so kind, understanding and trusting of our own rhythms and cycles. It's ridiculous that we are so hard on ourselves. Can we not trust that the very same forces that created the rhythms and cycles of nature created our own? Of course we can. We often don't, but we can, if we remember. ↗

— Jeffrey R. Anderson

#faith #natural-forces #natural-rhythm #nature #remember

When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. ↗

— Ray Bradbury

#during #graduated #had #high #high school