#ra

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. ↗

— Joan Jett

#boobs #gumption #guts #humor-inspirational #joan-jett

An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa. ↗

— Desi Arnaz

#also #comedy #drama #good #necessarily

Life is an adventure! So live it up! ↗

— L.M. Preston

#humor #inspirational #humor

Aku telah mengidap sakit gila nomor enam belas: yakni penyakit manusia yang membuat dunia sendiri dalam kepalanya, menciptakan masalah-masalahnya sendiri, terpuruk di dalamnya, lalu menyelesaikan masalah-masalah itu, sambil tertawa-tawa, juga sendirian. ↗

— Andrea Hirata

#inspirational #irony #humor

Dixon was alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way; not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he'd somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#hangover #humor #literature #humor

I do believe some people can naturally act and don't know it. ↗

— Andrea Arnold

#believe #i #i do #know #naturally

You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message? ↗

— Quentin Tarantino

#procrastination #humor

One’s options in this world are as vast as the horizon, which is technically a circle and thus infinitely broad. Yet we must choose each step we take with utmost caution, for the footprints we leave behind are as important as the path we will follow. They’re part of the same journey — our story. ↗

— Lori R. Lopez

#creatures #desert #epic-adventure #fantasy #footprints

Where I come from," said Archie, "a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her." "Where you come from it is customary to boil vegetables until they fall apart. This does not mean," said Samad tersely, "that it is a good idea. ↗

— Zadie Smith

#multiculturalism #humor

Make love or make war shug, but make something happen. ↗

— Jenny Han

#inspirational #humor