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The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.


Lynne Truss


#grammar #stupid #tolerance

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.


Cara Lynn Shultz


#grammar

I just practically begged him to kiss me, and he’s critiquing my grammar?


Colleen Hoover


#sky-and-holder #sky-davis #grammar

Feel it, deal with it, then throw it away


Reyna Hawk


#drama #looking-through-blind-eyes #romance #suspense #suspense

Then the boat turned towards me, and stayed its pace, and floated slowly by within my hand's reach, yet I durst not handle it. It waded deep, as if it were heavily burdened, and it seemed to me as it passed under my gaze that it was almost filled with clear water, from which came the light; and lapped in the water a warrior lay asleep. A broken sword was on his knee. I saw many wounds on him. it was Boromir, my brother, dead. I knew his gear, his sword, his beloved face. One thing only I missed: his horn. One thing only I knew not: a fair belt, as it were of linked golden leaves, about his waist. Boromir! I cried. Where is thy horn? Whither goest thou? O Boromir! But he was gone. The boat turned into the stream and passed glimmering on into the night. Dreamlike it was, and yet no dream, for there was no waking.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#faramir #dreams

No I'm not a dream, I'm your worst nightmare


C.T. Todd


#drama #horror #romance #vampire #dreams

Whenever more than one thread accesses a given state variable, and one of them might write to it, they all must coordinate their access to it using synchronization.


Brian Goetz


#java #programming #synchronicity

We believe that only government has the capacity--not to mention the political and moral responsibility--to promote the general welfare. Father Kramer as quoted in Sweet Charity?


Janet Poppendieck


#general-welfare #government-programs #moral-responsibility #public-service #food

What if two people want to be your partner, then what?


Emily Giffin


#humor #humor

English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.


James Nicoll


#grammar #humor #humor






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