#reacher

Who's Kreacher?" "The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him." "He is not a nutter," said Hermione. "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humour #kreacher #ron-weasley #life

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#could #get #giving #great #money

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#american #case #form #liberals #manage

My father's a preacher, my mother's a teacher, thus I rhyme. ↗

— Saul Williams

#i #mother #preacher #rhyme #teacher

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#been #did #good #got #great

Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#extremely #get #jim #jim bakker #just

Once Playboy came to me, all the preachers ran. I needed to pose in Playboy to make money. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#i #make #me #money #needed

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. ↗

— Vance Havner

#him #himself #keep #preacher #prepare

Preaching is effective as long as the preacher expects something to happen-not because of the sermon, not even because of the preacher, but because of God. ↗

— John Hines

#effective #even #expects #god #long

Because we are continually growing in the Lord, preachers and lay people alike must be open to the Lord's correction. ↗

— Benny Hinn

#because #continually #correction #growing #lay