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Nothing changes if nothing changes.


Donna Barnes


#dating-tips #relationships #change

Remember when I was obsessed with that little Lithuanian restaurant downtown? And it was only ever open when the grumpy old woman ran it felt like opening? I'd stop by every day for a week with no luck. And then, when I'd pretty much given up on ever tasting Napoleonas torte again, I'd drive by and see the open sign in the window. Well, being with Chris is like trying to date that restaurant. I never know when he's going to be there and how open he'll be to me. Almost never is he all there, all in. Almost never do I get the Chris I got the night of Kiley's wedding--open sign, cold cucumber soup, rouladen, poppy seed kolaches.


Rainbow Rowell


#dating

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.


Stephan Labossiere


#love #relationships #too-nice #dating

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #goody-box #humor #inspirational #marriage

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #men

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

Eve: “If you ended up naked and dead with another woman, I'd do the Rumba on your corpse.” Roarke: “You can't do the Rumba.” Eve: “I'd take lessons first.” Roarke: “You might very well. Not that you'll ever get the chance, but you'd also grieve.” Eve: “Wouldn't give you the satisfaction. You cheating f-wit putz. Roarke: “You'd weep in the dark and call my name.” Eve: “Call your name alright. How are things in hell? You dickless bastard. And I'd laugh and laugh, that's how I''d call your name.” Roarke: “Christ Jesus Eve, I love you.” --Eve, Roarke


J.D. Robb


#relationships #death

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.


Derek Landy


#death

You go in, I go in." "Listen---" He took her face in his hands. "You go, I go. That's non-negotiable. If we're to get blasted to hell or poisoned into lunatics, we do it together." "Crap, Crap. You have to look less rich and gorgeous." God help him, she made him grin. "I'll do what I can.


J.D. Robb


#death






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