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Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit. but having perused the various tests available that they use to determine whether you're manic depressive. OCD, schizo-affective, schizophrenic, or whatever, I'm surprised the number is that low. So I have gone through a bunch of the available tests, and I've taken questions from each of them, and assembled my own psychological evaluation screening which I thought I'd share with you. So, here are some of the things that they ask to determine if you're mentally disordered 1. In the last week, have you been feeling irritable? 2. In the last week, have you gained a little weight? 3. In the last week, have you felt like not talking to people? 4. Do you no longer get as much pleasure doing certain things as you used to? 5. In the last week, have you felt fatigued? 6. Do you think about sex a lot? If you don't say yes to any of these questions either you're lying, or you don't speak English, or you're illiterate, in which case, I have the distinct impression that I may have lost you a few chapters ago.


Carrie Fisher


#crazy #illness #mad #madman #manic-depressive-ocd

Hope strengthens. Fear kills.


Karen Marie Moning


#shadowfever #karen-marie-moning

Keep hoping to see the light in her eyes. Even knowing it'll mean she's saying good-bye.


Karen Marie Moning


#karen-marie-moning

See me when you look at me.


Karen Marie Moning


#dreamfever #karen-marie-moning

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.


Karen Marie Moning


#jericho-barrons #karen-marie-moning

God Said: Let there be light! I said: Say please.


Karen Marie Moning


#jericho #karen-marie-moning

I realize it's commonplace for parents to say to their child sternly, 'I love you, but I don't always like you.' But what kind of love is that? It seems to me that comes down to, 'I'm not oblivious to you - that is, you can still hurt my feelings - but I can't stand having you around.' Who wants to be loved like that? Given a choice, I might skip the deep blood tie and settle for being liked. I wonder if wouldn't have been more moved if my own mother had taken me in her arms and said, 'I like you.' I wonder if just enjoying your kid's company isn't more important.


Lionel Shriver


#unconditional-love #love

Ratings have changed, viewer habits have changed and the options for the audience have grown enormously, but I don't think how you tell a story is fundamentally different.


J. J. Abrams


#changed #different #enormously #fundamentally #grown

My current companion, Gerard de Battista, is the father of my two sons.


Victoria Abril


#current #father #sons #two






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