#republicans

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#bananas #brag #cheese #democrats #department

I think it's the broadest source of dissatisfaction amongst Republicans, out-of-control spending. ↗

— Pat Toomey

#broadest #dissatisfaction #i #i think #out-of-control

The fact is, I can vote for anybody; independents, Republicans, Democrats. But I'm a registered Democrat in the District of Columbia. ↗

— Ron Suskind

#columbia #democrat #democrats #district #district of columbia

While only about half of the voters feel they know very much about Reagan or what he stands for, the Republicans who do have a very positive perception of him. ↗

— Robert Teeter

#feel #half #him #know #much

Republicans regard Dean as one of their best secret weapons, I have yet to find a Democrat who, in private chatter, doesn't think he's a problem for them. ↗

— Rich Galen

#chatter #dean #democrat #find #i

The Republicans are coming - make nice. ↗

— Ed Koch

#make #nice #republicans

I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans. ↗

— Paul Tsongas

#politics #republicans #humor

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it. ↗

— Jay Leno

#politics #republicans #humor

Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I don’t think politicians are thieves, because you can’t steal what you’ve been given. Once we stop giving in, they’ll stop taking.
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— Jarod Kintz

#politicians #politics #republicans #change

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage. ↗

— Bill Maher

#republicans #tiger-woods #marriage