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A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool thing about a brick is not only would it have zero emissions, but it would also have a top speed greater than that of most American cars.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, but how am I supposed to lob a photo through your car’s windshield?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's probably going to divorce you and take the house anyway, so you might as well give her the first brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:
 Brick: Hello!
 Blanket: Hi!
 Brick: How are you?
 Blanket: Good. You?
 Brick: Good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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The results of each Brick and Blanket test are so unique to each person that I’d be willing to bet (with your money, of course) that if you lined up two monozygotic twins, two clones of John Cleese, and Newton and Leibniz, no pair of answers would be identical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release. ↗

— Amy Summers

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