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Monkeys! Have nothing to do with a brick or a blanket… I just like saying monkeys.


Amy Summers


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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.


Nicole McKay


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Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.


Nicole McKay


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Bricks could take the place of corporate CEOs. They have about the same level of thinking, but bricks are far more ethical than most CEOs.


Amy Summers


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Blankets have been used by companies for years for enterprise risk management because it is much easier to cover up problems than it is to identify and fix them.


Amy Summers


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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as they’re cold and lifeless, because you don’t want the bodies staying warm and decomposing while you’re looking for a place to dispose of them. 



Jarod Kintz


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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.


Nicole McKay


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A blanket could be used as a brick, but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon, who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go, Johnny.



Jarod Kintz


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