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I was never going to get any sleep. I was going to have Alice in Wonderland conversation after Alice in Wonderland conversation until I died of exhaustion. Here, in the restful, idyllic Victorian era. ↗


— Connie Willis


#humor #victorian-era #humor

Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine. ↗


— Toni Coleman


#marriage #relationships #imagination

She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows. Now, my husband can't see all that well in the dark. I think if he comes into a darkened bedroom and finds 140 pounds of cellulite hurtling through space at him, he's going to run like the devil. ↗


— Celia Rivenbark


#marriage #sex #humor

How much intelligence does it take to sneak up on a leaf? ↗


— Larry Niven


#hunter #vegetarian #humor

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

I'm married. And pregnant. ↗


— Edan Lepucki


#impromptu-humor #marriage #what-the-hell #humor

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #marriage #trophy-wives #humor

For better or for worse, but not for lunch,... ↗


— Abigail Thomas


#marriage #relationships #humor

There's a very generous donation in the parish's future if you make this fast. Ten minutes, at the most." Frowning, the man fumbled open his liturgy. "There's an established rite, Your Grace. Marriage must be entered into with solemnity and consideration. I don't know that I can rush--" "Ten minutes. One thousand guineas." The liturgy snapped closed. "Then again, what do a few extra minutes signify to an eternal God?" He beckoned Amelia with a fluttering, papery hand. "Make haste, child. You're about to be married. ↗


— Tessa Dare


#marriage #money #humor

Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny






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