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#ria

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we didn't have much, but we had love.


Tyler Perry


#material-things #love

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!


Stephen Colbert


#humor #inappropriate-remarks #offensive-remarks #humor

You silly Arthur! If you knew anything about...anything, which you don't, you would know that I adore you. Everyone in London knows it except you. It is a public scandal the way I adore you. I have been going about for the last six months telling the whole of society that I adore you. I wonder you consent to have anything to say to me. I have no character left at all. At least, I feel so happy that I am quite sure I have no character left at all.


Oscar Wilde


#marriage #humor

Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.' I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?


Richelle Mead


#dirty #funny #hathaway #humor #ivashkov

When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.


Sean Kennedy


#marriage #humor

I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it!


Quentin R. Bufogle


#vegetarianism #humor

Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?


Tara Sivec


#futures-and-frosting #humor #marriage #tara-sivec #humor

Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.


Bauvard


#humor #marriage #funny

Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #marriage #poppy #spinster #humor

She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a fire in the school and I've got to choose who I'm gonna save - a teacher or a librarian - the teacher's gonna burn every time. (p. 24)


Keith Gray


#librarian #teacher #teens #humor






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