#ria

I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought it was kind of round. I bet my body was eating up all the fat stores from my butt now. Yeah. See, having a big ass is a good thing. Good, good, good. They should put that in magazines. Why diet? Why stay thin? If you ever get kidnapped and left for dead, your fat ass could save your life! ↗

— Kate Brian

#brian #humor #kate #private #reed

No one has the right to threaten the health, education, and well-being of children by involving them in illegal or inappropriate work. ↗

— Hilda Solis

#education #health #illegal #inappropriate #involving

Our South Australian farmers left their holdings in the hands of their wives and children too young to take with them, but almost all of them returned to grow grain and produce to send to Victoria. ↗

— Catherine Helen Spence

#australian #children #farmers #grain #grow

Nations fight against nations, in marriages people fight against each other, children fight against each other. We are in warfare, in a national warfare, and in warfare with each other and with ourselves. ↗

— Charles Stanley

#children #each #fight #marriages #national

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. ↗

— John Steinbeck

#certain #certain way #control #journey #like

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. ↗

— Gloria Steinem

#before #job #liberated #liberated woman #marriage

It's very difficult to ignore humanitarian disasters. The royalties from my albums continue to support my charity work. ↗

— Cat Stevens

#charity #charity work #continue #difficult #disasters

I have often talked with angels on this subject, and they have invariably declared that in heaven they are unable to divide the Divine into three, because they know and perceive that the Divine is One and this One is in the Lord. ↗

— Emanuel Swedenborg

#because #declared #divide #divine #heaven

I don't think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there. ↗

— Marla Maples

#during #i #i think #marriage #me

To passively get up and play a bunch of old songs wouldn't have really motivated us. So we are bringing the new material into the set and it goes down really well. ↗

— Andy Taylor

#bunch #down #get #goes #into