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I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree! ↗

— Clive Barker

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Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you. Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you. ↗

— Morrissey

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Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice. ↗

— Nora Roberts

#common #deal #delight #enrich #great

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like? ↗

— Morrissey

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A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

They said they respect me, which means, their judgment is crazy. ↗

— Morrissey

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Cyn stopped, drawing a deep breath. "Will you answer the fucking question or not? There's more at stake here than Raphael's Dick" Duncan choked back a laugh. ↗

— D.B. Reynolds

#jabril #vampires-in-america #humor

But they're already singing our praises!" "They are Americans. They toot their horns for anything. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#enthusiasm #humor #humor

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low. ↗

— Morrissey

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