#ric

Electricity is really just organized lighting ↗

— George Carlin

#electricity #freedom #humor #lightning #perspective

I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts more. ↗

— Chief Joseph

#native-american-wisdom #non-violence #wisdom #love

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right. ↗

— Thea Harrison

#tricks #humor

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body. ↗

— George Carlin

#fitness #humor #humor

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. ↗

— Britney Spears

#dumb #fish #humor #japan #stupid

I'd love to...but only with you. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #poetry #humor

Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead. ↗

— Neal Stephenson

#humor #internet #neal #stephenson #wwii