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Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #funny

Friendship gives us the strength to turn from lambs into lions. ↗


— Stephen Richards


#friendly #friends #friendship #friendship-and-love #friendship-true-and-loyal

Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#funny #richelle-mead #rose #funny

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! ↗


— Rick Riordan


#funny #hilarious #humor #laugh-out-loud #name-badge

Don't underestimate the power of friendship. Those bonds are tight stitches that close up the holes you might otherwise fall through. ↗


— Richelle E. Goodrich


#friends #friendship #hardships #relationships #richelle

Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own over it. His palm was turned up to meet my palm, and his fingers clasped mine. And though I would not have thought it possible to go to sleep holding hands with a vampire, that's exactly what I did. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #funny

Tris," he says. "What did they do to you? You're acting like a lunatic." "That's not very nice of you to say," I say. "They put me in a good mood, that's all. And now I really want to kiss you, so if you could just relax- ↗


— Veronica Roth


#four #funny #insurgent #tobias-and-tris #tobias-eaton

And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face! ↗


— Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #funny

Step one: Invade your opponet's mind. This is just like using mind-speak. Try it on me." "That's easy," I said, casting my mental nets toward Dante, ensnaring his mind, and pushing words into his conscious thought. I'm in your mind, having a look around, and it's awfully empty in here. Wiseacre, Dante returned. Nobody says that anymore. Speaking of which, how old are you in Nephilim years? I'd never thought to ask. I swore fealty during Napoleon's invasion of Italy-my homeland. And that was in what year...? Help me out. I'm not a history buff. Dante smiled. 1796. Wow. You're old. ↗


— Becca Fitzpatrick


#dante-and-nora #dante-mazzaratti #finale #funny #hush-hush

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. ↗


— Dakota Cassidy


#hearing #humor #insanity #richter-scale #funny






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