#right

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#best time #ever #i #i think #now

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#bad #being #bunch #country #dads

My dear sister, I hope, when God Almighty in his righteous providence shall take me out of time into eternity, that it will be by a flash of lightning. ↗

— James Otis

#dear #eternity #flash #god #god almighty

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow. ↗

— Ovid

#death #delicate #frown #idea #killed

Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree. ↗

— Ellen Muth

#characters #degree #emerge #extras #funny

'Not again!' I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Not again, because too often women are promoted for the wrong reasons, and then blamed when things don't go right. ↗

— Dee Dee Myers

#alaska #because #blamed #go #governor

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. ↗

— George Jean Nathan

#doughnut #hole #like #playwright #without

I always wanted to be a cowboy, and Jedi Knights are basically cowboys in space, right? ↗

— Liam Neeson

#basically #cowboy #cowboys #i #i always

People were desperately trying to fill their seats for the summer. And so prices are really low right now. And so they are kept from raising prices to make up for that difference. ↗

— David Neeleman

#difference #fill #kept #low #make

Value will always be on top of everyone's lists now, right along with safety. ↗

— David Neeleman

#always #everyone #lists #now #right