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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.


Oscar Wilde


#seriousness #humor

Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.


J.K. Rowling


#oliver-wood #priority #quidditch #humor

And Egypt ? What is Egypt strenght?her resilience ?her ability to absorb poeple and events into the pores of her being? is that true or is it just a consolation ? a shifting of responsibility? and if it is true , how much can she absorb and still remain Egypt ?


Ahdaf Soueif


#patriotism #love

It’s the unknown that draws people.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#adventures #attraction #discovery #fascination #love-of-the-unknown

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.' The dog did nothing in the night-time.' That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#curious #dog #humor #incident #mystery

Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations." "All natural!" Fleecy chimed in. "I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy.


Rick Riordan


#humor #iris #percy-jackson #rick-riordan #humor

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.


Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #humor

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.


George R.R. Martin


#a-storm-of-swords #game-of-thrones #humor #humorous-quotes #jaime-lannister

It's not lying when you do it to officers!


Terry Pratchett


#lying #superiors #humor

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.


Victoria Scott


#lol #sarcasm-humor #humor






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