#rip

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#glasses #i #out #prescription #ran

You'd go in, read the script once for timing and then you would sit around and play games. The sound effects people would come in and we would do a dress rehearsal so they could get the effects and the music cues in place. Then you would wait until you went on the air. ↗

— Dick York

#around #come #could #cues #dress

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#diary #horse #i #jockey #kept

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up. ↗

— Pia Zadora

#case #commercial #follow-up #geared #las

But the reality is when you write a song, you should be able to strip away all the instruments and just have a song right there with an acoustic guitar and a voice, and the song should be good. ↗

— Dweezil Zappa

#acoustic #acoustic guitar #away #good #guitar

I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#funny #go #good #good mom #great

I'd just love to have an audience and it's the most fun in the world to get a new script every week and have the audience come in, and work with those actors. ↗

— Sara Gilbert

#come #every #fun #get #i

I travel for work, but recently, friends said I should take major trips. ↗

— Jeff Goldblum

#i #major #recently #said #should

I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories. ↗

— Duff Goldman

#away #because #bunch #fun #history

I'm enjoying writing songs that are more stripped back. ↗

— Delta Goodrem

#enjoying #i #more #songs #stripped