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He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec.” Back into the phone he said, “He likes the real slutty ones. Ow!” he yelled when he received a whop to the back of the head.


Robyn Carr


#funny #humour #romance #funny

The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it. - Leslie


Kathy Love


#funny

Put me down, I’m too heavy.” “You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.


Sarah Mayberry


#funny #humour #romance #funny

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.


Kaylea Cross


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance


Alison Wong


#chinese #england #english #funny #love

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

It was now twenty minutes past four in the morning, allowing for the fact that the clock in the library of his town house was four minutes slow, as it had been for as far back as he could remember. He eyed it with a frown of concentration. Now that he came to think about it, he must have it set right one of these days.Why should a clock be forced to go throught its entire existence four minutes behind the rest of the world? It was not logical.The trouble was though, that if the clock were suddenly right, he would be forever confused and arriving four minutes early -- or did he mena late? -- for meals and various other appointments. That would agitate his servants and cause consternation in the kitchen. It was probably better to leave the clock as it was.


Mary Balogh


#mary-balogh #romance #humor

What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.


Toni Blake


#funny #humour #romance #funny

I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.” Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all. Now that wasn’t awkward or anything.


E.J. Stevens


#emma #funny #legend-of-witchtrot-road #paranormal-romance #quirky

Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #funny






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