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#roman

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Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.
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— Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #humor #love #naughty

Miss Edmonton: I don't even know where to start. It's too horrifying to even speak of. Jenny: Nonsense. Let's start with the basics. What did your aunt tell you? Miss Edmonton: My aunt said that my husband will come into my room and pull my skirt up. And then he'll put himself inside of me. She said it hurts. She suggested I hold my tongue and pretend I am somewhere else until he is done. Jenny: Yes. I should think it would hurt if you did it that way. Good heavens. ↗


— Courtney Milan


#humor #sex-ed #humor

Simon laughed heartily. “I’m afraid the rest of us have to find talents to get our women into bed. Of course once they’re there, I have other talents that keep them right where they are.” “Handcuffs hardly count,” Christian said offhandedly. “If you mean the ladies cuffing me to the bed so they can explore Hunt Island,” he said, rubbing his chest, “…then point taken. These hands are capable of making any female climax by the mere brush of a pinky across her bare breast.” “I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh. ↗


— Dannika Dark


#breast #climax #handcuffs #humor #paranormal

I don’t think I like the idea that you just control me, but you get to do anything you like.” “Ah, but that’s because you don’t understand the power exchange. Note that I used the word exchange. Listen, there are as many different ways to practice BDSM as there are people who practice it. I like to play. I like to know that my lover will turn to me when she needs something. I’ll want to protect you. And I like to give you what you need. It makes me feel good. It makes me feel necessary. ↗


— Lexi Blake


#bdsm #control #erotica-romance #power-exchange #bdsm

Behave," Kurt said, and slapped her buttocks. "Didn't I tell you to be still? Your job is to focus on my will and let me use your body. It's here for my pleasure, remember? ↗


— Nikki Sex


#bdsm-sex #erotic-romance #erotica #bdsm

..he wanted her. And at another time, as another man, he would have her. Without hesitation. As lover. . . as more. ↗


— Sarah MacLean


#longing #love #regret #romance #love

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile. ↗


— Tessa Dare


#desire #humor #love #romance #smile

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #romance #humor






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