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#romantic

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #romantic




Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.


Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.


Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

You really think love needs to have a future?” “Absolutely.” “Good,” Lily said. “So do I.” “Good,” I echoed, leaning in. “So do you.” “Don’t repeat what I say,” she told me, swatting at my arm. “Don’t repeat what I say,” I murmured, smiling. “You’re being silly,” she said, but the silliness was falling out of her voice. “You’re being silly,” I assured her. “Lily is the greatest girl who ever was.” I drew closer. “Lily is the greatest girl who ever was.” For a moment, I think we’d forgotten where we were. And then the officers returned, and we were reminded once again.


David Levithan


#romantic #swoony #funny

I stepped closer still. He closed his eyes again and covered my hand with his own. 'You smell of violets. You always smell of violets,' he said. 'You've no idea how many times I have walked these moors and smelled them and thought you were near. On and on I walked, following the scent of you, and you were never there. When I saw you in the hall tonight, I thought I had finally gone mad.


Deanna Raybourn


#romance #romantic #love

Liza took her time sipping her tea. “That’s what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.


Gwenn Wright


#chick-lit #funny #romantic-suspense #funny

From Chloe's Secret--coming soon “What are you saying?” “I’m saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.” “Is there a ‘but’ coming next?” “But the funny thing is, when I didn’t want to love you—it happened anyway.” He slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. “I don’t know what to say.” He smiled. “Say whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don’t have to.” He was right; I didn’t have to. He wasn’t asking anything of me.


Shelley K. Wall


#fiction #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.


Jarod Kintz


#fornicate #humor #make-love #romantic #humor

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a thirty-something woman in possession of a satisfying career and fabulous hairdo must be in want of very little


Shannon Hale


#romantic-humor #humor

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?


Suzanne Brockmann


#humour #military-romance #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

Damn, this op has been like a fucking Love Boat episode.


Suzanne Brockmann


#romantic-suspense #humor






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