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Ostendes tuum et ostendam meus?


Maggie Stiefvater


#latin #maggie-stiefvater #ronan-lynch #the-raven-boys #humor

Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine's 'genuphobia'. It means an unreasonable fear of knees." "What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?" inqired Jessamine.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

Nefarious. This is what we get when we hire a Yale boy.” “You missed sacrosanct earlier. And taciturn and glowering,” Jack said. “What’s glowering?” “Me, apparently.” Wilkins pointed. “Now that has to be a joke.” He turned to Davis. “You heard that, right?” Davis didn’t answer him, having spun his chair around to type something at his computer. “Let’s see what Google says… Ah – here it is. ‘Glowering: dark; showing a brooding ill humor.


Julie James


#jack-pallas #julie-james #something-about-you #humor

It’s that I think Will is angry with me,” Tessa explained. “So whatever he told you—” He laughed. “Will is angry with everyone,” he said. “I don’t let it color my judgment.


Cassandra Clare


#jem-castairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Goooooooooooood luck with THAT!


Fritzyll


#ironic #humor

Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?" "I've never swam naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Life is absolutely insane. Yes, life is insane but the great wisdom lies in choosing your insanity wisely.


Paolo Coelho


#paolo-coelho #veronica-decides-to-die #humor

Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre," Tessa pointed out. "No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?" "You would make a very ugly woman." "I would not. I would be stunning.


Cassandra Clare


#jane-eyre #tessa-gray #william-herondale #humor

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.


Mindy Kaling


#irony #humor

In his old life, the answer would have been easy: He'd have just put a gun to Vin's head and dragged the fucker to the altar. Now? He needed to be a little more civilized.


J.R. Ward


#jim-heron #marriage #vin #humor






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