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Women talk when they want to. Or don't.


Robert A. Heinlein


#truth #humor

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.


Chuck Klosterman


#humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

There's nothing more aggravating in the world than the midnight sniffling of the person you've decided to hate.


Shannon Hale


#humor #truth #humor

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.


Lily Tomlin


#lies #truth #humor

I think you have a pact with an audience in every picture, and I think the pact is to try and be truthful and to be real.


James L. Brooks


#be real #every #i #i think #pact

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.


Victor Borge


#anything #aspirations #because #between #else

When men have come to the edge of a precipice, it is the lover of life who has the spirit to leap backwards, and only the pessimist who continues to believe in progress.


G.K. Chesterton


#wit #life

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.


Elias Schwartz


#truth #humor

All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty.


Hannah Harrington


#face #fact #funny #girls #humor

In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood.


Amanda Howells


#intriguing #odd #truth #humor






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