#rut

Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it. ↗

— Toba Beta

#judge #life #paid #truth #humor

Despite his money and his looks and all the good-on-paper attributes he possessed, he was not a reader, and, well, let's just say that is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put. ↗

— Eleanor Brown

#truth #humor

‎Love is a madness produced by an unsatisfiable rational desire to understand the ultimate truth about the world. ↗

— Plato

#philosophy #truth #love

When did swearing become so easy? You still would never swear in front of your parents or most adults, but when you're with your friends it's like every fifth word. Why couldn't learning Spanish be that easy? ↗

— Charles Benoit

#truth #humor

As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music. ↗

— Chögyam Trungpa

#enlightenment #humor #music #silence #silent-music

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor #reality #truth #humor

The most popular labor saving device is still money. ↗

— Phyllis George

#truth #humor

For those who like that sort of thing," said Miss Brodie in her best Edinburgh voice, "That is the sort of thing they like. ↗

— Muriel Spark

#truth #humor

Inside your soul is the ability to survive even the toughest storms, and that paradise can always be found--even in the middle of a hurricane--if you are willing to look. ↗

— Denise Hildreth Jones

#humor #love-and-romance #remarriage #humor

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves. ↗

— Mark Twain

#life #truth #humor