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Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar.


Xun Zi


#aware #bravery #death #dog #drink

To this day, I hate walnuts and I hate onions because on weekends when the walnuts and onions were in season, we were out there first thing in the morning and out there until the sun went down topping onions or picking walnuts.


Scott Brooks


#day #down #first #first thing #hate

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.


Mel Brooks


#comedy #cut #die #fall #finger

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.


Mel Brooks


#presidents #their #wives

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.


Mel Brooks


#cooks #essentially #his #moustache #nasty

But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.


Mel Brooks


#bad taste #deep #fount #i #taste

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.


Mel Brooks


#got #lively #living #noisy #quiet

Those whose character is mean and vicious will rouse others to animosity against them.


Xun Zi


#animosity #character #mean #others #rouse

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.


Mel Brooks


#incorrect #just #politically #politically incorrect #smart

I only direct in self-defense.


Mel Brooks


#i #only #self-defense






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