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The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not.


Neal Boortz


#democratic #democratic party #earn #force #give

There is nothing quite so depressing as waking up to face a day when you know that you are going to have to deal with a government office or bureaucrat.


Neal Boortz


#day #deal #depressing #face #going

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.


Elayne Boosler


#again #comes #i #morals #sun

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.


Elayne Boosler


#against #born #good #good thing #jesus

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.


Elayne Boosler


#close #i #know #leave #men

I don't particularly care how many records we sell any more because we've kind of bought all the equipment we want to buy.


Sean Booth


#because #bought #buy #care #equipment

I hate the idea of getting in a building that someone else has designed and having to do something to it yourself to sort of dress it up - it's like using presets in your tracks.


Sean Booth


#designed #dress #else #getting #hate

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.


Hermann Hesse


#ideals #incredible #men #prepared #their

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.


Elayne Boosler


#key #listen #own #silence #your

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.


Elayne Boosler


#able #actual #comics #comment #decade






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