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I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #witches #funny

Christmas makes everything twice as sad. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#everything #makes #sad #twice

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck ↗

— Kiersten White

#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#ecosystem #just #your #your body

The heart has a heart of its own. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #love #lyrics #music #humor

As long as we can make them smaller, we can make them faster. ↗

— Seymoure Cray

#long #make #smaller #them

Death is only a tragedy when life's purpose was left unfulfilled. ↗

— Orrin Woodward

#death

I'm sure I'm perceived in a more glam way. This is my breakout if you will. ↗

— Taylor Dane

#glam #i #more #perceived #sure

I consider myself an inventor, entrepreneur, and author. ↗

— Ray Kurzweil

#consider #entrepreneur #i #inventor #myself