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Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do. ↗

— Artie Lange

#ever #going #wants

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking. ↗

— Artie Lange

#drinking #fellas #going #i #lie

Whiskey will always be a part of my life. ↗

— Artie Lange

#life #my life #part #whiskey #will

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. ↗

— Artie Lange

#fine #go #i #incur #kind

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. ↗

— Artie Lange

#did #die #ever #hoping #i

Sometimes the odds are against you-the director doesn't know what the hell he's doing, or something falls apart in the production, or you're working with an actor who's just unbearable. ↗

— Jessica Lange

#against #apart #director #doing #falls

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. ↗

— Artie Lange

#critics #darlings #i #lot #might

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. ↗

— Artie Lange

#anything #business #correct #course #endorsements

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. ↗

— Artie Lange

#drinking #moderation #point #sometimes #you

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. ↗

— Artie Lange

#happiness #means #sadness #same #time