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#sailor

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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.


Patton Oswalt


#had #i #inside #me #novel

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.


John Ratzenberger


#i #i always #played #policemen #sailor

Although as a sailor I despised politics - for I loved my sailor's life and still love it today - conditions forced me to take up a definite attitude towards political problems.


Fritz Sauckel


#attitude #conditions #definite #despised #forced

Here are also the two vessels, but the San Carlos without sailors, all having died of the scurvy, except two.


Junipero Serra


#carlos #died #except #having #here

People actually get sponsors based on the merits of the Cup, not on the merits of the sailors.


John Sweeney


#based #cup #get #merits #people

Who wants that? I'd rather choose to fall in love and be hurt. Sometimes I can't even sleep because I love someone too much. And there's always sadness in our lives. It's that sad feeling that keeps us going. - Usagi/Sailor Moon


Naoko Takeuchi


#love

If i would ever fall in love.....I'm sure I would want that person to belong to me. I'd make them all mine.......but I might ruin them in the process. So I'm never going to fall in love. I don't need love right now. I have friends with the same purpose as me. I have all of you. -Rei


Naoko Takeuchi


#love

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.


Patton Oswalt


#gender #humor #masculinity #romance #romance-novels

And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you're about." "Everyone keep warning me about sailors," I complained. "Why can't someone tell the sailors to stay clear of me?" Granny snorted. "Oh, you're the fierce one now! Just take care no one else catches you unawares and knocks you on the nob!


Tamora Pierce


#grandmother #humor #men #sailors #sex

The Mayflower sped across the white-tipped waves once the voyage was under way, and the passengers were quickly afflicted with seasickness. The crew took great delight in the sufferings of the landlubbers and tormented them mercilessly. "There is an insolent and very profane young man, Bradford wrote, "who was always harrassing the poor people in their sickness, and cursing them daily with greivous execrations." He even laughed that he hoped to 'throw half of them overboard before they came to their journey's end.' The Puritans believe a just God punished the young sailor for his cruelty when, halfway through the voyage, 'it pleased God...to smite the young man with a greivous disease, of which he died in a desperate manner." He was the first to be thrown overboard.


Tony Williams


#death #mayfloyer #pilgrims #purtians #sailors






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