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Colin : “Perhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women.” Sugar Beth : “Well, that sure does leave me out.” Colin : “Exactly. With agreeable women, I’m unendingly considerate. Gallant even.” Sugar Beth : “But with tarts like me, the gloves are off, is that it?” Colin : “I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.” She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#susan-elizabeth-phillips #funny

Tim and Raine are coming in." "Are they insane?" "Apparently. ↗


— Susan Bischoff


#chronicles #curfew #funny #heroes #susan

She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or false certainty that he’d put her life in order. What she felt for Bram was messy, honest, and soul-deep. He felt like…part of her, the best and the worst. Like someone she wanted to struggle through life with; share triumphs and catastrophes; share holidays, birthdays, every days ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#susan-elizabeth-phillips #life

If you ask me, houses shouldn't have been built down here. These little block-long streets cease abruptly at the open space that remains on the side of the hill, and the hill is angry that development has crept so close. It whips these pathetic homes with a battering, constant wind. It sends soggy clouds to sit damply atop the roofs, trickling stagnant moisture, birthing deep green molds. It sends its monsters, the horrifying Jerusalem crickets, up from the soil to invade basement apartments, looking like greasy, translucent alien insects. They drive me crying into the bathroom to strategize their eviction from my home. ↗


— Michelle Tea


#san-francisco #home

We must learn which ceremonies may be breached occasionally at our convenience and which ones may never be if we are to live pleasantly with our fellow man. ↗


— Amy Vanderbilt


#convenience #fellow #fellow man #learn #live

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ↗


— Oscar Levant


#erased #fine #fine line #genius #i

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. ↗


— Narcotics Anonymous


#insanity #life #misattributed-albert-einstein #humor

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. ↗


— George Carlin


#insanity #lies #lying #self-indulgence #truth

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you. ↗


— Rita Mae Brown


#insanity #humor

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #insanity #humor






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