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I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't." "There goes my Saturday.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #funny #humor #lambada #magnus-bane

The next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remeber that a little sweet talk works wonders." - City of Bones (said by Jace Wayland)


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #entertainment #funny #humor #jace-wayland

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #isabelle #funny

That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #magnus-bane #funny

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.


Criss Jami


#cute #difficulties #disobedience #evidence #funny

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity.


Dakota Cassidy


#hearing #humor #insanity #richter-scale #funny

Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.


John Green


#hassan #funny

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.


Johnny Carson


#entertainment #funny #hollywood #humor #insanity

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.


Derek Landy


#pleasant #skulduggery #funny






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