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Change is not always accomplished peacefully, but that does not make it disadventageous. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-prince #infernal-devices #poilitics #change

There was no doubt in my mind that the man next to me was the same one who had been in my visions for the last six years. He was real, and he was at Luke's buying a whiskey? I almost felt cheated. For so long, I wondered what this vision was all about, feeling that it held some deeper meaning I would someday grasp. Yet, here I was at some seedy bar and the man in my dreams shows up and orders a whiskey. Now what? Save him from dying of inebriation? ↗


— L.J. Kentowski


#dreams

Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it. ↗


— Sandra Brown


#sandra-brown #family

I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't." "There goes my Saturday. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #funny #humor #lambada #magnus-bane

The next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remeber that a little sweet talk works wonders." - City of Bones (said by Jace Wayland) ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #entertainment #funny #humor #jace-wayland

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #isabelle #funny

That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #magnus-bane #funny

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

Clary: What are you doing here, anyway? Jace: 'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but- Clary: I'm going to bed. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-morgenstern #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #age

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #humor






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