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In the years after the death of Petrus, Hillegond had refused all offers of marriage, certain that her knowledge of men, despite her uncountable intimate encounters with them, was seriously bescrewed. Further, she grew certain from a recurring nightmare that should she ever consider a man as a second spouse, he would strangle her in her bed with a ligature.


William Kennedy


#ligature #men #death

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.


Amy Winehouse


#going #got #heads #honest #i

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.


Eoin Colfer


#money #screwed #money

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.


Thora Birch


#foster #head #her #i #jodie

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.


Jeffrey Eugenides


#confided #experience #getting #hasn #heads

People say 'Hogan, you have this creative control clause?' and I say 'yeah, but the only time I've ever exercised it in 30 years is when Vince Russo screwed me'. And it didn't even help then! I got screwed and couldn't do anything about it!


Hulk Hogan


#anything #clause #control #creative #creative control

Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about.


Anna Paquin


#actually #anything #believable #comes #everyone

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.


Albert Brooks


#die #first #i #obituary #screwed

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.


Don Van Vliet


#any #coloured #go #house #how

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.


Jessica Hahn


#been #did #good #got #great






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