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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.


Demetri Martin


#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out

I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people it was just an accident.


Courtney Summers


#parker-fadley #screwed-up #life

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.


Corey Feldman


#decisions #funny #i #made #poorer

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.


Mariah Carey


#everybody #hear #how #i #lot

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.


John W. Vessey, Jr.


#battlefield #because #been #english #english language

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.


Julie Harris


#did #hair #i #i wish #many

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.


Harvey Weinstein


#got #movies #personality #screwed #up

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.


Dominic West


#i #screwed #think #up #wire

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.


Jami Gertz


#great #health #screwed #you

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.


Darrell Hammond


#head #i #know #people #screwed






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