#screwed

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor. ↗

— John W. Vessey, Jr.

#battlefield #because #been #english #english language

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. ↗

— Don Van Vliet

#any #coloured #go #house #how

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#been #did #good #got #great

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. ↗

— Darrell Hammond

#head #i #know #people #screwed

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. ↗

— Julie Harris

#did #hair #i #i wish #many

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. ↗

— Ben Hogan

#been #could #ever #golfer #greatest

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me. ↗

— Armand Assante

#economics #industry #me #screwed #up

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed. ↗

— Daniel J. Bernstein

#perspective #screwed #security #you

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#down #flush #head #i #mother

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance. ↗

— Ronald Biggs

#attendance #building #i #proper #putting