#screwed

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#laid #men #screwed #women

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. ↗

— Zakk Wylde

#fell #i #knee #off #once

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. ↗

— Corey Feldman

#decisions #funny #i #made #poorer

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more. ↗

— Michael Bay

#being #bit #correct #get #got

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. ↗

— Albert Brooks

#die #first #i #obituary #screwed

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. ↗

— Mariah Carey

#everybody #hear #how #i #lot

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. ↗

— Chanakya

#first #honest #honest people #people #person

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#been #did #good #got #great

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. ↗

— Ben Hogan

#been #could #ever #golfer #greatest

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#down #flush #head #i #mother