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Albert Brooks

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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.


— Albert Brooks


#could #had #make #million #money

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.


— Albert Brooks


#die #first #i #obituary #screwed

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.


— Albert Brooks


#comfortably #die #dog #hot #hot dog

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.


— Albert Brooks


#comedy #even #friendly #language #least

I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'


— Albert Brooks


#blood #come #i #i am #pages

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.


— Albert Brooks


#last #sweaters #visit #weekend #went

I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.


— Albert Brooks


#eat #else #foot #form #hungry

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.


— Albert Brooks


#enough #film #i #interesting #me

It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not.


— Albert Brooks


#known #million #people #proud #six






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St. The film received a limited release and ultimately grossed under $3 million domestically but was well received by critics with one reviewer commenting that the film was "not Brooks at his best but still amusing". Warner Independent Pictures purchased the film and gave it a limited release in January 2006; the film received mixed reviews and a low box office gross.

Albert Lawrence Brooks (born Albert Lawrence Einstein; July 22 1947) is an American actor voice actor writer comedian and director. His voice acting credits include Marlin the clownfish in Finding Nemo and recurring guest voices for the animated television series The Simpsons including Russ Cargill in The Simpsons Movie.

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