#seb

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating. ↗

— Dizzy Dean

#eating #english #i #lot #people

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. ↗

— Bill Vaughan

#baseball #business #executives #master #maybe

The interesting thing is that it seems like George W. Bush would have been happy being the president of anything. He could have been president of Major League Baseball. ↗

— Eddie Vedder

#baseball #been #being #bush #could

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. ↗

— Bill Veeck

#almost #baseball #best #even #get

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. ↗

— Bill Veeck

#only #seasons #two #winter

In over 160 years of recorded baseball history, no team had ever won a championship this way. ↗

— John Thorn

#baseball history #championship #ever #had #his way

It's tempting, because as one senator said to me, 'We know if we invite baseball down, we'll draw a crowd'. ↗

— Fay Vincent

#because #crowd #down #draw #invite

There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power. ↗

— Leo Durocher

#catch #five #hit #only #power

I wanted to play baseball! ↗

— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

#i #play #play baseball #wanted

Hey, I'm just looking for an excuse to retire so I can play summer league baseball, go coach my nephews, play pickup basketball. I've always had that ability to move on to the next thing. ↗

— Doug Flutie

#always #baseball #basketball #coach #excuse